365 Project. Day 103, April 13: Well, the only other photo I took today was of a tax document. So this has to be my offering. But it's a game-changer, people. I won't generally offer product endorsements in this collection of photos. But this stuff is da bomb. Brian found it, and I kid you not -- it ELIMINATES bad breath. Even morning breath. Yes, really. As in, you use it before bed, and when you first wake up, you don't have bad breath. Really.
When Jennifer was very little, she gave me a total complex once. I was right in her face, talking to her, and she wailed, "Get your smelly mouth away from me!" I asked Brian to smell my breath, and he said it was unremarkable... it turned out she just didn't like the close, face-to-face conversation where you can feel the warmth of someone's breath on you. But I can relate. Any time I watch any movie where a couple is talking first thing in the morning, I ALWAYS think how they must smell each other's nasty morning breath. This stuff is the most revolutionary thing since Breathe-Right. They're not publicly traded or I'd buy stock. If you have anyone in your life with smelly breath, head to Target. You'll thank me.
When Jennifer was very little, she gave me a total complex once. I was right in her face, talking to her, and she wailed, "Get your smelly mouth away from me!" I asked Brian to smell my breath, and he said it was unremarkable... it turned out she just didn't like the close, face-to-face conversation where you can feel the warmth of someone's breath on you. But I can relate. Any time I watch any movie where a couple is talking first thing in the morning, I ALWAYS think how they must smell each other's nasty morning breath. This stuff is the most revolutionary thing since Breathe-Right. They're not publicly traded or I'd buy stock. If you have anyone in your life with smelly breath, head to Target. You'll thank me.
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